Replace me
gently.
Tools and objects for designers coping with the age of AI.
Designed by humans. For now.
Replacement likelihood
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material / ceramic
origin / human
state / active
mode / manual
Pre-AI era
Limited supply
Human-made
(while it lasts)
Anxiety approved
Coping tools
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Because we overthink
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Best sellers. While humans still buy things.
Career Pivot Starter Pack
Everything you need to start over. Again.
$48
Design Thinking™ Water Bottle
Stay hydrated through the ideation phase.
$32
Human Touch (Deprecated) Tote
Carry your emotional baggage in style.
$34
I Used to Move Pixels Hoodie
A warm reminder of manual labor.
$65
Prompt Engineer (Emotionally) Tee
You've been re-titled, not replaced.
$42
Replace Me Gently Sticker Pack
Apply to laptop. Apply to life.
$18
This Could've Been Automated Mug
Your morning ritual, soon to be optimized.
$28
User Research Said Nothing Notebook
192 pages of unvalidated assumptions.
$22
How replaceable are you?
An honest assessment. Takes 10 seconds. Hurts for longer.
system> replacement probability scanner v2.4
system> this tool analyzes your professional profile against current AI capability indices.
system> results may cause existential discomfort.
* results calibrated against gpt-5.4-medium. accuracy not guaranteed. feelings not considered.